How To Successfully Control Other People.  FINALLY!  The Secret Revealed:

One of my faithful readers has asked me to explain how she can control what other people do, so they will do what she wants them to do.  I totally appreciate the suggestion for the topic, so this one is for you, @beckyliftwips:

HAHAHAHA!  But you can control how you react to other people, so work on you and forget everyone else!!

-you’re still probably not crazy!!